FIRST, THE COSMO:

DRY MARTINIS

GLACIER: This ice blue martini is created with, of course, Three Olives Vodka, Bombay Sapphire Gin, and Blue Curacao and is presented with an orange twist.

OLYMPIC GOLD: A very popular martini, this is designed with Absolut Citron Vodka, Bombay Sapphire Gin, Pimms Cup No. 1, and Cognac and served with a lemon twist.

SCOTLAND YARD: This is a daring marriage of Beefeaters Gin and Dewars Scotch. Try it for something different.

JAMES BOND: Touring the countries 007 traveled, this martini is made with Russian Stoli Vodka, English Tanqueray Gin, and Lillet (a French aperitif wine).

DIRTY MARTINI: This salty concoction is made with gin or vodka, olive juice and is served with a crushed olive.

SAM’S MARTINI: This one includes Three Olives Vodka, Quintessential Gin, and dry vermouth and is garnished with a twist of lemon.

WADSWORTH: Hailing from Bent Creek Country Club, this designer drink blends Ketel One Vodka, Bombay Sapphire Gin, dry vermouth, and olive juice.

SINGLE MALT: Glenfiddich Single Malt Scotch and Dry Sack Sherry combine to create this new martini. It is served with a twist of lemon.

THE ORIGINAL: Need we say more? Dry vermouth and Beefeater Gin, served with an olive.

GIBSON: This classic drink is made with vodka or gin and dry vermouth and served with a cocktail onion.

GIMLET: Another classic martini, this one is vodka or gin and freshly squeezed lime.

COPPER ILLUSION: This beautifully colored martini is designed with Belvedere Vodka, Quintessential Gin, and Campari (an Italian liqueur) and Cognac.

FRENCH MARTINI: This romantic treat is created with Grey Goose Vodka, Lillet (a French aperitif wine), and champagne.

ENGLISH MARTINI: All the best this British isle has to offer – Three Olives Vodka, Quintessential Gin, and the dry, dark herbal taste of Pimm’s No. 1 Cup.

YOU’RE IN MY MARTINI: An original recipe, this martini calls for Hendrick’s Gin, sweet vermouth, and a dash of bitters.

CAJUN MARTINI: Not for the faint of heart, this martini is made of homemade pepper-infused vodka and Tabasco sauce.

BAGPIPER: This concoction mixes Quintessential Gin, dry vermouth, and Glenfiddich single malt scotch and is served with a lemon twist.

YALE MARTINI: An Ivy League design, this martini calls for gin, dry vermouth, Blue Curacao, and bitters.

FINO MARTINI: For those interested in an alternative to a classic martini with vermouth, try this creation of Quintessential Gin and sherry with a twist of lemon.

PINK GIN: This delicate design combines Chambord (raspberry flavor) with the light taste of Boomsa Gin.

HANNIBAL: This designer martini’s name readily implies the strength of this combination of Bombay Sapphire Gin, dry vermouth, Campari, a dash of bitters, and olive juice.

SKYYBLUE:This drink is made with,of course,Skyy Vodka and Blue Curacao and is served with an orange twist.

51 MARTINI: This drink blends the flavors of Tanqueray Gin (juniper berry) and Grand Marnier.

ALMOND MARTINI: Its name says it all – Van Gogh vodka and amaretto (almond-flavored) topped off with an almond-stuffed olive.

MANDARIN MARTINI: Hangar One Mandarin vodka and Lillet (a French aperitif wine), combine in this new creation of a martini.

UNMARTINI: Like the un-cola, this martini has that lemon-lime flavor. It’s simply Hangar One’s buddha’s hand lemon vodka and kahir lime vodka.

CHUNNEL:Spanning The English Channel is a tall order that this martini definitely meets with its Grey Goose Vodka,Quintessential Gin,and port-aged Highland Single Malt Scotch.

SWEET MARTINIS

CHERRY BOMB: This deceptively not-red drink is made of Three Olives cherry vodka, and vanilla-flavored Licor 43.

SOUR APPLE MARTINI: Deliciously green,this martini is created with Skyy vodka,Sour Apple Schnapps,and TripleSec.

FLIRTINI: Made famous by the ladies of “Sex and the City” — try this drink of Stoli vodka, Chambord, and champagne.

TUACA LEMON DROP: This dessert martini combines Citron Vodka and Tuaca Italian Liqueur,with its fruit essence and hint of vanilla,and is presented in a sugar-rimmed glass.

BLACK WIDOW: Aptly named for its dark nature, this martini is Three Olives vodka and Black Sambuca.

ALMOND BERRY: This designer drink combines the taste of Skyy vodka, the nutty flavor of amaretto, and the berry flavor of Chambord.

MILLENIUM: Simply classic, this martini will stand the test of time with its champagne and Grand Marnier.

MULTIPLE O MARTINI: We promise nothing morethan a great drink — you take care of the rest.This localcreation is made with Three Olives Orange Vodka,Grantorres Orange Liqueur,and orange juice.

KEYLIME:Three Olives vanilla Vodka,Licor43 from Spain,a fresh squeezed lime,and limejuice make this martini a great dessert choice.

NORDIC NUT: This designer martini’s Luksosowa vodka base is sprinkled with Licor 43 and Frangelica.

VAMPIRE’S KISS: This late night creation has Blavod Black Vodka, Chambord, and limejuice.

ORANGCICLE: It tastes exactly like you think, only it’s for grown-ups – made with a combination of Three Olives Orange Vodka, Licor 43 and simple syrup.

CHOCO-ORANGCICLE: Adding chocolate to the twist, try this martini of Three Olives Orange Vodka, Licor 43, simple syrup, and White Crème de Cacao.

INDEPENDENCE: This designer drink calls for Tanqueray Gin, apricot brandy, sweet vermouth, and sour mix.

NUT-N-HONEY: Sweet yet strong, try our combination of Three Olives vodka, Drambuie (a brown sugar honey scotch), Frangelica, Butterscotch Schnapps, Licor 43, and simple syrup.

CITRUS MARTINI: This designer drink blends Absolut Citron and peach Schnapps for a taste of sunshine.

BAKED APPLE: This martini has Stoli vodka, Sour Apple Schnapps, and Goldschlager (a Cinnamon Schnapps from Germany, famous for its edible gold flakes).

RASPBERRY: Three Olives raspberry vodka and Chambord combine to make this simple, yet wonderful martini.

CREEK MARTINI: Another original recipe, try this concoction of Luksosowa vodka, licorice flavored Black Sambuca, and Dark Crème de Cacao.

TROPICAL: Enjoy the sweet taste of the islands in this martini. It is created with Van Gogh vodka, Licor 43, Banana Rum, Coconut Rum, and pineapple juice.

PEACHES & HERB: Name that tune as you sip your designer martini of Hangar One vodka, Peach Schnapps, and the herbal taste of Pimm’s No. 1 cup.

JUST PEACHY: This fruity creation is made of Skyy vodka, Peach Schnapps, and a splash of bourbon.

FRUITCAKE: This drink is so much better than those bricks we get at Christmas time. It has Three Olives vodka, banana liquor, Peach Schnapps, and Frangelica.

BANANA SPLIT: A fun mix of Three Olives Vanilla Vodka, amaretto, Butterscotch Schnapps, and banana liqueur.

NITECAP: Aptly named, there is no better way to end an evening than with this martini of Luksosowa vodka, Cognac, Chambord, and Jameson Whiskey.

PURPLE RAIN: Prince may not have been dreaming of a martini, but we think this is a perfect showering of Absolut Citron vodka and Chambord.

GLASNOST: For the hearty, this drink has Stoli vodka and Peppermint Schnapps.

BIKINI: A great treat for summer or just dreaming of summer, this martini is created with Skyy vodka, Coconut rum, Grenadine, and pineapple juice.

OATMEAL COOKIE: This is a definite dessert drink with its Three Olives Vanilla Vodka, Butterscotch Schnapps, Goldschlager, Jagermeister – with its anise flavor, and Bailey’s Irish Cream.

SATAN’S WHISKERS: Okay, admittedly we have no idea what this name means, but this martini is an adventurous combination of Quintessential gin, sweet & dry vermouth, Grand Marnier, bitters, and orange juice.

MOTHER’S MILK: This creamy concoction is a wonderful after-dinner drink. It is created with light rum, amaretto, Kahlua, Southern Comfort, Bailey’s Irish Cream, and Grand Marnier.

CARAMEL APPLE: Exactly as it sounds,this sweet treat has Three Olives vodka,Sour Apple Schnapps,and Butterscotch Schnapps.

ROOT BEER FLOAT: A summer flashback created with Three Olives vanilla vodka, anise-flavored Jagermeister, amaretto, vanilla-flavored Licor 43, and Pepsi.

LEMON DROP: Citron vodka served in a sugar-rimmed glass with a slice of lemon.

ORCHARD MARTINI: Hangar One buddha’s hand lemon vodka, Sour Apple Schnapps, and Peach Schnapps make this fruity martini.

THE MARTIAN: Grey Goose l’Orange vodka, Grey Goose Citron, and melon-flavored Midori liqueur create this drink that is out-of-this-world (pun intended.)

PEACHES & CREAM:This warm weather concoction is so simple with its Belvedere vodka,Peach Schnapps,and Licor43.

SUMMER MARTINI: Three Olives Orange vodka, orangecello, and alize passion fruit liqueur blend beautifully in this a warm weather inspired drink.

HOT ROX: Three Olives Raspberry Vodka, Coconut rum, amaretto, and sour mix make this a ‘hot’ summer (well, really anytime) choice.

MONKS’ APPLE: Martinis are a spiritual experience here. try this one made of Appleton Estate rum, Sour Apple Schnapps’, and sour mix.

MIDNIGHT JAVA: Hold on to your hat for this cup o’ Joe – Three Olives vanilla vodka, licorice-flavored Black Sambuca, instant coffee crystals, and cream.

SNICKER DOODLE: Absolut Vanilla Vodka, Frangelica, Godiva White Chocolate Liqueur and Bailey’s Irish Cream blend for a perfect dessert martini.

GOLDEN GOOSE: Grey Goose La Vanille, Licor 43, lime juice, and white cranberry juice mix together in this likeness of the golden egg.

CHOCOLATE / VANILLA MARTINIS

WHITE CHOCOLATE: This luxurious drink starts with Stoli vodka and includes a bit of everything sweet — Kahlua, Godiva White Chocolate Liqueur, and Bailey’s Irish cream and is dressed up with chocolate syrup.

CHOCOLATE MARTINI: Common and yet not, this chocolate martini is created with Three Olives Chocolate Vodka and White Crème de Cacao, and serves crystal clear with a Hershey Hugs as an edible decoration.

ALMOND JOY: Skyy vodka, amaretto, Coconut Rum, and Dark Crème de Cacao combine to make this martini a treat for adults only.

CHOCOLATE TRUFFLE: This is a must for all chocolate lovers; a martini created with vodka, Licor 43, Frangelica, and Dark Crème de Cacao.

VANILLA MARTINI: Simple, yet so smooth, this martini has Three Olives Vanilla Vodka, and Licor 43.

WINTER MINT: This martini is a traditional blend of flavors served in a new way with Luksosowa vodka, Peppermint Schnapps, and White Crème de Cacao.

BLACK & WHITE: This drink is a wonderful mix of chocolate and vanilla with its Three Olives Vanilla Vodka and White Crème de Cacao.

CHOCOBERRY: This martini combines the tastes of Stoli raspberry vodka and White Crème de Cacao.

MELTDOWN: This original recipe uses Skyy vodka, Blueberry Schnapps, and White Crème de Cacao and garnished with floating frozen blueberries.

PLATINUM: If one may call a drink “high-end”, this is it — Three Olives Vanilla Vodka, Godiva White Chocolate Liqueur, and Bailey’s Irish Cream.

DEATH BY CHOCOLATE: This designer martini is tremendously rich with it Van Gogh vodka, Grand Marnier, and Godiva White Chocolate Liqueur – a perfect end to a beautiful evening on the town.

CRÈME BRULEE: This martini does its name justice and is perfect for dessert, of course. It is made of Three Olives vanilla vodka, Butterscotch Schnapps, Irish Crème, and simple syrup.

BERRY WHITE MARTINI: This romantic blend of Luksosowa vodka, Godiva White Chocolate Liqueur and raspberry-flavored Chambord tastes as soft and sexy as one of Barry’s hits.

BEAN MARTINI: Absolut vanilla-flavored vodka, almond-flavored amaretto, raspberry-flavored Chambord, and coffee make this new martini.

CHOCOHOLICS’ DREAM: Three Olives chocolate-flavored vodka, Godiva dark chocolate liquor, and white crème de cacao blend in perfection for this dreamy martini.

OTHER CREATIONS

CAPITAL MARTINI: Classic liquors mix together in new ways for this martini — Quintessential Gin, sweet & dry vermouth, and orange juice.

DIRTY LEMON: Ketel One lemon-flavored vodka adds a “twist” to the ordinary dirty martini made with olive juice and garnished with a blue cheese-stuffed olive.

COFFEE MARTINI: This designer drink has Stoli vodka, Kahlua, Bailey’s Irish Cream, and um, well, coffee.

MOCHA MARTINI:Stoli Vodka, Kahlua, Dark Crème de Cacao, and coffee mix together for this chocolate lover’s martini.

BRANDY ALEXANDER: This traditional drink is a blending of brandy, Dark Crème de Cacao, Bailey’s, and a dash of nutmeg.

MELON MARTINI: Skyy Melon Vodka and the melon flavor of Midori liqueur combine in this simple martini.

JACK-N-CHILL:Stoli Vodka and Jack Daniels Whiskey make this a very strong drink for only the bravest martini maven.

STINGER: This is a dessert classic with its cognac, Crème de Menthe, and White Crème de Cacao.

WASP MARTINI: A dessert classic with a spin — cognac, Licor 43, and White Crème de Cacao.

1843 MARTINI: This martini is an interesting mix of the “bite” of Cuervo 1800 and the “smoothness” of Licor 43.

VERI BERRI: Stoli Razberri, Absolut Kurant, and Chambord blend together to make this, well,a very berry martini.

SIDECAR: Brandy, sour mix, and Grantorres Orange Liqueur come together for this designer martini.

SARATOGA: Brandy, bitters, and a splash of Grenadine make up this new drink.

RUSSIAN FRONT: All the strength this name conjures up comes from its Stoli Vodka and Jagermeister (anise-flavored).

DESERT FRUIT: This is a unique balance of the “bite” of tequila and the classic smoothness of Grand Marnier.

CASSIS MARTINI: Absolut Kurant and Crème de Cassis combine in this new designer martini.

NEON MARTINI: Skyy Vodka, melon-flavored Midori liqueur, and grapefruit juice blend creatively in this “glowing” rendition of a martini.

METROPOLITAN: This upscale drink is made of Absolut Kurant, lime juice, cranberry juice, and fresh limes.

PINK LEMONADE: No sidewalk stands here; try our Bacardi Limon, Grantorres Orange Liqueur, and cranberry juice for a twist on this summer throwback.

FRENCH KISS: Attribute to love? Maybe, maybe not. This martini is a special blend of vodka, Chambord, and pineapple juice.

GRAND GOOSE: Orange-flavored Grand Marnier and Grey Goose l’Orange vodka combine for this rich martini.

OLD-FASHIONED MANHATTAN: Maker’s Mark Bourbon, Three Olives orange vodka, sweet vermouth, cherry juice and a touch of bitters make this classic-styled drink.

A PERFECT 10: What can we say? Tanqueray 10 Gin, dry and sweet vermouth, and Grantorres Orange Liqueur make this martini a well, you know.

A tribute to the great Hammer. He may be gone, but not forgotten. Here are a few favorites from another of Central Pennsylvania’s martini mixologists:

THE HAMMER: Concocted by one of area’s original martini bartenders, this one has Quintessential gin, a splash of water a lemon twist.

HAWAII 5-0: Straight from the islands, we suspect, this fun drink is made of Three Olives vanilla vodka, triple sec, and a splash each of lime juice and pineapple juice.

BLACK MARTINI: Absolut Kurant vodka, and raspberry-flavored Chambord blend to make this very chic drink.

NEGRONI-TINI: this Italian inspired martini is a blending of Beefeater Gin, Campari, and sweet vermouth.

BUBBLY-TINI: You guessed it. Hammer kept this one flowing with Three Olives raspberry-flavored vodka and champagne in a sugar rimmed glass.

©2005 Lauren Rosen Gerofsky